Date: 2024-09-22 01:21 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353074)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ Bluescreen.

Once he remembers how to think again, Carmy spends some time typing and deleting his own series of responses, very aware that it's fucking notifying Richie that he's composing with those fucking ellipsis and that he hasn't sent anything, fuck. Panics and sends one word just so it's not nothing.
]

sure.

[ Back to typing and deleting shit like since when am i your boyfriend and if that's a sentence you want to say and i guess it would make sense to frame it like that. ]

wait no don't tell her it's a practice run, fuck

Date: 2024-09-22 01:43 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353027)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
no strings. one night stand. temporary third. exploration era.

[ This language is his wheelhouse actually. ]

maybe i should do the talking

[ Fucking impossible to imagine calling Richie his hot boyfriend, out loud, with his mouth, to another living person. Even right now getting it said to and about him, via text, he might need some like, old timey smelling salts and a brief lie down about it. ]

Date: 2024-09-22 01:55 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353118)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ The urge to pick a what the fuck does that mean, Richard kinda fight is there, but he at least recognizes it as self-sabotage around about the k. He knows. He knows what he's like. ]

no. also why i wanna fucking practice.



have you?

Date: 2024-09-22 02:08 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353070)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
you have so much experience with this stuff

it makes me feel fucking crazy


[ Like he's just a kid, like he can't measure up, like he needs to find a way to get really really good so Richie forgets he ever wanted anybody else. Normal shit. The fact that he's not even Richie's first gay experience is still blowing his mind. ]

Date: 2024-09-22 02:38 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353175)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
yeah?

[ Man it's so easy to take nudes in Richie's stupid fucking mirror bed, purpose discovered. The flash goes off and fucks it up but he sends it anyway, lens flare and all.

Normal shit!
]

Date: 2024-09-22 02:56 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353089)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
gonna keep telling me about all the other people you've fucked ?

Date: 2024-09-22 03:14 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353077)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ Jesus christ. Yes, because he's fucked in the head and getting his feelings hurt gets him hard, but also no, because it makes him feel fucking sick with jealousy.

He sends another picture instead of answering. More of a classic, this time, one knee lifted, hand between his legs, Richie's bedsheets rumpled around him. it's softcore, but only due to the angle and low light, a fortunate drape of the sheets over one thigh.
]

wouldnt wanna get in my head about it

Date: 2024-09-22 04:15 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353047)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ Carmy is so dick-drunk he immediately sets it as his phone background, which he will regret and change later, within ten minutes of nutting. Right now it's the highest honor he can bestow. But also he's a Saw trap of a person so instead of commenting on how hot he is for Richie's cock: ]

your hot boyfriebd is jerking it in your bed and you aren't already on your way??
hurtful

Date: 2024-09-22 04:42 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353029)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ It's like a bucket of ice water and he stops arranging himself for another slutty photo and just stares at his phone. ]

you said

[ Plaintive. Outraged. Horrified that Richie was probably just being sarcastic. ]

Date: 2024-09-22 05:12 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353031)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
you're asking NOW??

fuck you. jagoff. yes. i don't wanna be your stupid experimental phase.

you be my hot boyfriend

Date: 2024-09-22 05:29 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17340792)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
shame im not literally in your bed waiting for that

oh wait

Date: 2024-09-25 01:06 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353115)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
[ Carmy has barely actually started without him; he's been rolling around in Richie's sheets, taking pictures, toying with himself idly. Flushed and half-hard, a little sweaty. Annoyed with how needy he feels - if he was just horny that would be easy, but he's been like. Emotionally horny.

Richie gives him exactly the reaction he's been fishing for, fucking finally. Bowling in too loud and too enthusiastic, and Carmy crunches up in his bed just to watch him strip off. Hot boyfriend. So hot. (Rating himself a fucking three, he's never gonna get over that.)
]

For the record, talking shit in Italian doesn't make you any more Italian.

[ He at least acquiesces to his cringe fucking desire enough to reach out a hand, making a little grabby gesture, come the fuck here. If he doesn't get Richie on him in five seconds he's gonna explode. ]

Date: 2024-09-26 07:10 pm (UTC)
chaosmenu: (pic#17353050)
From: [personal profile] chaosmenu
Fuck—

[ Grunted out as he's landed upon, immediately wrestling to try and flip them, just kinda automatic impulse. Kneeing his thigh, grappling with all his stupid gym muscles, rolling them along the huge bed so far they almost spill onto the floor. It's really good, kinetic, and better because he can also put his little teeth in Richie's neck and grind a hard-on over his skin. ]

Asshole, you're such a fucking asshole—

[ Slaps at him, then gives the game away and moans low and hot the moment Richie hits him back. ]

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-26 08:06 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-26 09:47 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-26 10:42 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-26 11:07 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-27 04:12 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-27 10:47 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-27 11:30 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-27 12:23 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-09-30 12:51 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-01 04:00 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 12:44 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 01:30 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 01:57 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 02:32 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 03:02 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-03 03:55 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-04 01:43 am (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-05 12:28 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-08 01:58 pm (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

From: [personal profile] chaosmenu - Date: 2024-10-10 12:07 pm (UTC) - Expand

Profile

microbasil: (Default)
Richie Jerimovich, goddess of agriculture

August 2024

S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
1112131415 16 17
18192021222324
25262728293031

Style Credit

Page generated Sep. 4th, 2025 10:17 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags