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[microbasil]

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[semicharmed]

[ A true story about today: Merc pulled up Richie's inbox like "ooh time to throw a random text" and then saw so we're not weird when it's grace and immediately got 1000% distracted reading that thread instead.

ANYWAY: ]

I meant to send this way earlier, my apologies

but consider this my formal compliments to the chef for the new setup around here.

The juice bar is changing my life.

[microbasil]

Yo it's good juice right?
Fucking green and everything

[semicharmed]

I honestly don't have the words to express how good the tastes, textures, and vitamin content have been for me personally

not to mention presentation

you really do eat with your eyes first

[microbasil]

Yeah, like I said
Fucking green

I'll tell Carmy though thanks

[semicharmed]

Fucking green [ Matt concurs. Not quite right, in his opinion, but closer than anything he can scrounge out of his own head. ]

Also, I was going through my messages from the hospital, and for the most part I have no regrets, but I did want to let you know

the last time I tried to be romantic, I just went with wine

[microbasil]

[ That's a bit of a throwback. He has to go back to the network app and find the post to look at the comments he left again. ]

You didn't just show them your ass?

[semicharmed]

[ Matt is a pretty infrequent texter, relatively speaking. His clinic stay looms large among his recently sent. ]

This is exactly why I feel the need to clarify

My game is bad, but it's not that bad.

[microbasil]

Yo why is your game bad though?

[semicharmed]

[ uM.

okay he did this to himself, he can acknowledge that. ]

Not sure

general awkwardness?

[microbasil]

Hey chicks love it when you're awkward, it makes them want to nurture you and shit probably

[semicharmed]

definitely possible

I try not to be prescriptive in terms of what I think people will be into, though.

[microbasil]

You don't think they'll be into you?

[semicharmed]

oh, I mean

statistically at least a few people will be

just hard to say who

[microbasil]

People who are into guys with scars who send them photos from the hospital I guess
Or people who like wine

You probably have other stuff going on, I'm just guessing here

[semicharmed]

rofl

I do in fact have other stuff going on. But I like imagining myself as part of a wine pairing.

I also have tattoos, did I mention that?

[ You did not. ]

[microbasil]

Nah but that's cool, tattoos are cool
What do they look like?

[ Maybe he isn't actually a dweeby nerd. ]

[semicharmed]

Mostly they're hindu inspired

I have Hanuman, a lotus

[ Okay so not dweeby per se, but also very "man who goes on silent yoga retreats and can't spell appropriation." ]

[microbasil]

Yo those sound fire
Are you into all of that mystical shit?

[semicharmed]

Sure am =)

Are you?